You know you are an MBA student when:
- You groan every time you hear ‘case’ and ‘study’ being uttered in the same breath
- You start working an hour before the submission deadline but still manage to complete it
- You stay up studying late at least thrice a week – the rest of the days, you are still up late, but on Facebook
- Your social interaction is limited to Gtalk, Yahoo, Facebook, MSN...
- You play NFS Most Wanted in the classroom during lectures, occasionally giving ‘insightful’ comments in the class, about another subject
- You find out the topic of your presentation moments before being ushered onto the dais and still manage to speak utter nonsense without anyone noticing
- You inadvertently add words like ‘strategic’, ‘estimate’ and ‘careful research’ in every conversation and test
- You message your class “So sleepy...Zzzzzz....*yawn*” and they never reply back, because they are already Zzzzzing
- Being disturbed in class is when the professor asks you a question
- You are online on BBM, WhatsApp and Gtalk at the same time, but still manage to give equal attention to each – especially during a lecture
- Your messages mostly consist of “Started the ppt? Do mine too.” “Did the assignment? Get me a copy.” “Are you sitting for the lecture? Proxy maar.”
- You have a Facebook tab open with your balance sheet reports
- Your marketing strategy reports have been ‘researched’ from google.com
- You are earnestly nodding after reading each statement
